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- December 16, 2010, 8:11 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: I bet most of you won't believe I posted this
- Replies: 1
- Views: 427
- December 9, 2010, 5:03 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Tree Angel Tradition
- Replies: 0
- Views: 365
Tree Angel Tradition
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule...
- October 2, 2010, 6:11 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Drug Perspective
- Replies: 0
- Views: 572
Drug Perspective
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. So now the FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. ...
- July 29, 2010, 4:54 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Coach’s advice
- Replies: 1
- Views: 373
Coach’s advice
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?' The little boy n...
- July 27, 2010, 5:52 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Mexican Eggs
- Replies: 0
- Views: 432
Mexican Eggs
Two Mexicans are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles outside of Phoenix, Arizona. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them they can ride in the trailer if t...
- July 17, 2010, 7:31 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Fishing in Texas
- Replies: 0
- Views: 581
Fishing in Texas
Years ago an old man was fishing off the Brazos River in South Texas when he ran out of worms. Unable to find anything else to use as bait, he started to pack his things. Suddenly he spied a water moccasin snake, sometimes knowns as a cottonmouth snake, with a frog in it's mouth. Well, he knew the f...
- July 17, 2010, 7:21 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Thanks to all my email buddies---
- Replies: 1
- Views: 426
- July 7, 2010, 8:39 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Controlling Your Anger
- Replies: 1
- Views: 358
- July 1, 2010, 9:24 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Another Little Johnny Joke
- Replies: 0
- Views: 345
Another Little Johnny Joke
Little Johnny's neighbor, Mr. Smith, finds Johnny digging a big hole in his yard. So he asks, "Johnny why are digging such a big hole in my yard?" "It's for my goldfish that died." Johnny replied. "Well, that's a bit big of a hole for a little goldfish" said Mr. Smith. ...
- June 12, 2010, 7:15 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Woman at a bar
- Replies: 0
- Views: 336
Woman at a bar
Having already downed a few power drinks, a hot young woman turns around and faces the middle aged man next to her, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, stan...
- June 6, 2010, 10:36 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: our favorite animal
- Replies: 1
- Views: 388
- June 4, 2010, 5:22 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Marketing Explained
- Replies: 0
- Views: 303
Marketing Explained
Marketing Explained You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: "I am very good in bed". That is Direct Marketing. You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very pretty girl. One of your friends approaches her and tells her: "That g...
- May 29, 2010, 6:09 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Jokes I first heard in the '80s
- Replies: 0
- Views: 333
Jokes I first heard in the '80s
Frog walks in a bar Bob walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So he sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" Bob says, "Yea, he ple...
- May 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
- Forum: Off Subject
- Topic: Car show weekend
- Replies: 11
- Views: 222
- May 26, 2010, 11:37 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Gorilla Experiment
- Replies: 0
- Views: 312
Gorilla Experiment
Gorilla Experiment Back in the mid-50s scientists were conducting behavior studies on gorillas. In a large pen six unrelated male gorillas from different zoos were put in at the same time. At feeding time a large bunch of bananas was placed at one end of the pen. As the gorillas grabbed the food, a ...
- May 5, 2010, 7:47 pm
- Forum: Truck Talk
- Topic: saw these tee's??
- Replies: 8
- Views: 381
- May 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Question to Daddy
- Replies: 0
- Views: 378
Question to Daddy
Question to Daddy A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs etc. He tells her a...
- May 3, 2010, 6:38 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Doctor Funeral
- Replies: 1
- Views: 472
Doctor Funeral
Doctor Funeral A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. As all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe, following the eulogy, the heart ...
- April 27, 2010, 4:26 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: Go Canada !
- Replies: 1
- Views: 411
Go Canada !
A man in the Safeway Store in Texas tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his ma...
- April 12, 2010, 6:16 am
- Forum: Jokes & Funnies
- Topic: AAADD
- Replies: 1
- Views: 374