If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking a...

Bob forgot his wife's birthday. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the mid...

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tre...

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behin...

An old couple was having breakfast one morning and the old woman looked down at her chest and replied , "My breasts are as hot as they were 50 years ago."
to which her old husband replied , " no wonder , ones in your coffe , the other ones in your oatmeal !"

I'll be going Friday
what time are you meeting there?

workin on cleetus (my slick) and ridin gerty (my Harley)
then when Im not doin those , I'm workin on lawn mowers and small engines

sorry to hear about your troubles least you didnt come out one morning and find 3 dozen eggs , bananas and peaches smeared int the paint and gas tank , then to add insult to injury , they spray painted my windshield on the inside , dash cluster and seat good thing i keep a stock of berrymans b-12 to...

super glue works in a pinch too
especially with blood thinners
I cut myself alost everytime I go to the garage LOL

count me in
need somethin to do besides tinker with cleetus and gertrude LOL