A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Wel...

In response to consumer demands, Toyota Motors has announced a new line of automobiles.


WOT






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Lost Wife A day after the boating accident in which a Canadian man lost his wife in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, two grim faced Canadian Mounties arrived with some news. “Eh, we have have some bad news, some good news, and some great news, eh”. Said the first mounty. “Ya, eh? Well, give me the bad...

aarrrgghh !

Ah, yes.
Come and go at the same time.





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Christopher Columbus has to be America's first politician.

He promised a new world.
He had no idea how to get there.
Once he got there, he had no idea how he did it.
And he did this all on borrowed money.



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anyone else scared to use the turn signals when it's cold out? i'm always afraid of breaking the cancellers. Mabye thats why I don't have cancellers :shock: wait. They self cancel? :lol: My '63 Uni has one that does when it wants and the other just won't. Never can remember, even when I'm driving i...

"Indiana slick on an Indiana night"
"Last dance with ..."




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Winter and the Indian Chief It is late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell...

Ah yes, Great Mistakes. Did that in '90-91. Transfer or boot camp?

I have had my '66 CC LWB since 1987 and it never failed. Unless of course when I was wearing nice clothes or in a hurry or raining. Then the 3 on the tree linkage would bind at the transmission. (The farmer I got it from used baling wire there to keep parts together.) Once I crawled under and shifte...

Blame China! Since the US weather generally moves from west to east, the snow is from China! Don't eat it, it has melamine to make it white and lead to make it fall from the sky. Keep it away from your computer as it is infected with spyware. Oh, and its taking snow jobs from good ol' American snowf...

Saving time Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. T...

P. Twny Phil Phorcast


Dearest Americans,

“Global Warming can kiss my hairy arse.
Six more weeks of hibernation for me and screw you bipeds!!"

Ha

Love,
Phil

A couple was on their honeymoon. They went to bed and were about ready to consummate their marriage when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "I...

Five Rules Five rules for men to follow for a happy life. 1. It’s important to have a women who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4...

With his request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a twin-engine plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in wi...

Just want to thank you for another song I can't get out of my head.
Never heard of these guys before. Funny stuff.
There is just nothing right with you guys from the tundra.






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I like that.





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pugsly wrote:I used the factory fill neck, welded a plate on the bottom of it, then loaded a spring in the bottom and put a 'mag-lite' down the hole. i put a locking gas cap on it. So when i need a flashlight, all I have to do is unlock the old gas cap!

I like that idea.