http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/tom2536/408228_361056924006417_1621309676_n_zps2a6e0f20.jpg How would you like to find that whole rig tucked away Cobras and all in an old warehouse? And just about at moment wake up! Try as you may not be able to get back asleep, then realize you were still...

George and his wife Bessie went to the county fair every year. This was their "big" event of the year. In fact, it was the closest thing they ever had to a vacation. And each year George would say to Bessie, "I sure would like to ride in that there crop dustin', acrobatic airplane.&qu...

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if ...

Police: where do you live? Me: with my parents Police: where do your parents live? Me: with me Police: where do you all live? Me: together Police: where is your house? Me: next to our neighbors house Police: where is your neighbors house? Me: if i tell you you wont believe me. Police: tell me Me: ne...

old saying I heard as a youngster, red is dead, blue will do, whites alright.

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took h...

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wea...

An Alberta woodpecker and a Saskatchewan woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Alberta woodpecker said Alberta had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Saskatchewan woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Albe...

If the piston in the cylinder you are checking is on TDC the air pressure will NOT force the piston down. If you are sloppy about getting it on TDC yes it will move. I been doing this type of low buck leakdown test since the mid 70s

During a routine police patrol, an officer parked his car outside a bar in Kingston, North Carolina. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly obs...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke ...

I don't travel well so I will just tell PG jokes from now on!

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy d...

Do a simple leak down test with that cylinder on TDC with both valves closed apply air pressure. (you can buy or make a airline with a sparkplug thread on one end and a quick connect to air compressor line on the other) The listen for air leaking. Air noise coming from the oil cap means bad rings. A...

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for he...

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three-year-old toddler, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was...

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his ...

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer was questioning Clyde "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, ...

The main consideration on air tools is whether your air compressor has the cfm capacity to keep up with the tool you want to use.

LM14 wrote:You buy me one of those and I will put it to good use.

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