X2 While working for a major oil companie's short-lived auto parts and service operation, I was offered an excellent value on a set of then-new to market outline white letter performance tires for my hot rod truck. The tire company district manager, who was evidently behind the offer, was incensed when he spotted them mounted blackwall out. I have always been a proponent of the stealth mode, no emblems or labels, (well, except for the 352 emblems on several of my long-ago vehicles).
I seldom needed tire black; open beaches and a good Detroit Locker took care of the shine, two tires at a time.
There's an idea, Skip, put 'em white out, when you get tired of the razzing, just head to the beach and "develop" a set of wide whitewalls
Paul