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Your mamas so Fat.....

That when she talks about the F100 XL .....

She's talking about her bra size...
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Yeah!...well your moms so fat that her bra`s have cups on the back as well!
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:laughing: I saw her at Walmart this morning...
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I hope it wasn`t in the food isle Gerry, that would put me off my dinner! :roll:
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Yo mamas so fat if she went missing they would use all four sides of the milk carton.
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funny enough Digler, I know what you mean, do they still do that? :shock:
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Haven't you bought a slab of milk lately ?....... ss_pokes2.gif
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I tried to, but your big fat mumma took the last pallet of them!, said something about cereal for breakfast!
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Your mamas so fat
I took a picture of her last nite & the printers still not done
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'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
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''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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:laughing: You guys are just too much.
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yeah well mama`s so fat that when she had her photo taken in front of the Grand Canyon, they had to take two photos just to fit the canyon in!, and all the donkys quit!
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I hear your Mamma was so fat as a kid they used a F750 flat bed for her school bus!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Your mamas so fat.....
It was cheaper just to bus the school to her......
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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that's not quite true, they had to as your Mama fell on the old school and crushed it...
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I heard your mama was so fat...
To get in the mood....
That your daddy can't use beer goggles
He has to use whiskey telescopes :cry:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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That's true I think !, and come to think of it I`m pretty sure it was Weller wide load whiskey, the one that comes in a Blue dress..... :shock:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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I heard you mama so fat
When she got her gall bladder taken out
They used a backhoe :shock:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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yeah I heard your mamas so fat that they thought her dress size was her zip code !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Well your mamas so fat
she can't get into just a single zip code
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Your mom is so fat her clothes have stretch marks
:lol:
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!

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