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Re: Ranking
Posted: November 20, 2017, 12:20 am
by Alan Mclennan
slick4x4 wrote:Your mamas so fat, when they roll her to the pub
For her brekkie of
Avo , beetroots , biskit , chips , chook , grog , lolly
Pavlova , a Dagwood dog , prawns , rock melons
A roo sanger , some snags & spuds
And topped off with vegimite ........
They have to take the long way around,
that adds several metres
Because the short way has a 3 tonne bridge
Oh God love him, he has been studying up on our cuisine .. but there's no Grog for Brekkie .. that's saved for Smoko,
unless your butchers hook and then some hair of the dog is the go..
Now that bridge you were yabbering on about, has been up graded... As the word had got about. that the blimp from Kansas was
planning to spend her Holidies down here, and as the water wasn't deep enough to float her across the Nepean river, so they fixed the bridge..
and Pub is spelt with a capital Pee !
Re: Ranking
Posted: November 20, 2017, 8:10 pm
by slick4x4
The pee in pubs over here is just regular stuff
....
And there was no use in fixing the bridge .....
Haven't you heard about GLOBAL WARMING ! ?
All that flatulence ...from yer mama .. speeding up the process !
Oceans will soon be rising !
Re: Ranking
Posted: February 27, 2018, 11:11 pm
by slick4x4
Alan !!! Wake up ! You need to answer yer phone
The surveyors have been calling you
They got yer mama measured for her new dress
Re: Ranking
Posted: February 28, 2018, 1:13 am
by Alan Mclennan
Yeah Yeah I got their call, they said the dressmaker is going to use the off cuts from your Mama's dress they made
they also said Kipp manufacturing plant are going to make the clothes hanger for your Mamas dress and as specified
2" x 4130 chrome moly steel tube will be used !
Re: Ranking
Posted: February 28, 2018, 9:18 am
by slick4x4
LeeRoy (kipp manufacture owner)said he got a good deal on that pipe
If he bought enough , it was 15% off....
Told me he was making yer mama a straw out of it so she could
Sip her Fizzy drink
Re: Ranking
Posted: March 1, 2018, 11:38 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Did good ole Leeroy.. also mention, that he was putting an extra hole in 12 plow disc's for buttons for your mamas dress ?
apparently.. the hub caps they first tried weren't up to it !
Re: Ranking
Posted: May 8, 2018, 5:22 pm
by slick4x4
Yer mamas so fat .....
When she shaved her legs
They saved the clippings & used them for
Stuffing the high jump mat
Re: Ranking
Posted: May 17, 2018, 3:14 am
by Alan Mclennan
slick4x4 wrote:Yer mamas so fat .....
When she shaved her legs
They saved the clippings & used them for
Stuffing the high jump mat
Funny, She did say she was trying out for Track & Field !
I didn't know she had got in !
Re: Ranking
Posted: May 17, 2018, 3:57 am
by Backyardbuilder
Yo mama is so fat, you could eat a donut in the time it takes to walk around her!!
Re: Ranking
Posted: May 17, 2018, 8:07 am
by slick4x4
That ain't nothing ....
Yer mamas so fat
She could eat a dozen donuts by the time
You RAN around her
Re: Ranking
Posted: May 17, 2018, 6:06 pm
by Alan Mclennan
slick4x4 wrote:That ain't nothing ....
Yer mamas so fat
She could eat a dozen donuts by the time
You RAN around her
That ain't nothing either
yow mamas so fat, she'd eat the donut and you before you could run away !
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 1, 2018, 3:16 pm
by slick4x4
Your mamas so fat
She put on a flowery dress
A fellow said "that makes you look like Hawaii"
She said " you mean , it makes me look 'Hawaiian' ?" ....
" Uh.. no"....
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 3, 2018, 1:03 am
by Alan Mclennan
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 3, 2018, 7:51 am
by slick4x4
Gonna be hard to top that.......
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 6, 2018, 3:02 am
by Alan Mclennan
slick4x4 wrote:
Gonna be hard to top that.......
I'm sure you will think of something.. just keep it tasteful like I do !
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 6, 2018, 12:21 pm
by Jerry D
There needed to be a disclaimer for that one.... I was eating lunch, and lost my appetite!
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 3, 2018, 2:28 pm
by slick4x4
After the the 7th day... (the day he rested)
He spent the 8th & 9th creating yer mama
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 4, 2018, 6:45 pm
by Alan Mclennan
I'm not up on my bible studies, but when it says Moses parted the sea
it was really just ya big fat Mumma taking a dip !
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 10, 2018, 3:07 am
by Alan Mclennan
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 21, 2018, 8:58 pm
by slick4x4
I have no idea what this video has to do with yo fat mama
Maybe she likes ice cream ?
Just figure I'd monkey around
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RPXVM3xbdAg