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The Taxi driver

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Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salina Airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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lol.. I would probably shit my pants.
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Where did you read that Alan ?
I've searched all the local papers & internet sites
And I haven't seen anything.....
My brother n law is a bus driver
I'm going to ask him about this
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slick4x4 wrote:Where did you read that Alan ?
I've searched all the local papers & internet sites
And I haven't seen anything.....
My brother n law is a bus driver
I'm going to ask him about this


it only said, nearly hit a bus Pat, He seems a bit jumpy, maybe why Carlson-Geisendorf Funeral home let him go !
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Do it yourself , I guess....
The stuff you can find on Craigslist now.....

https://wichita.craigslist.org/for/5634433209.html
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slick4x4 wrote:Do it yourself , I guess....
The stuff you can find on Craigslist now.....

https://wichita.craigslist.org/for/5634433209.html


:shock: How can it say "but now no longer needed ", what did he get better ? :roll:
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