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slick4x4
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SlickStock cruise

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A Canadian , a Australian , and an American were at SlickStock
Driving around... they saw a sign that said
RIVER CRUISES $10 dollars
They thought that was a pretty good deal
So the Canadian & the Australian went in
While the American parked the truck
The Canadian said "I have to go to the bathroom....ya know"
The Australian said "go ahead mate... I'll buy my ticket"
The Australian went up to the counter and ordered a river cruise ticket
The guy pulled out a baseball bat
Hit him over the head & put him in a sack & threw him in the river
About that time the Canadian came up to the counter
The Canadian then bought his ticket
The guy pulled out his Bat
Hit him on the head & put him in a sack & threw him in the river
Then the American came in & ordered his ticket
Once again ... bat....hit....sack....throwed into the river
About a half hour later they all came to & poked their heads out of their sacks
The Canadian said "this ain't much of a cruise....ya know"
The Australian said "agreed mate.... I wonder if they serve lunch?"
The American said "they didn't last time"
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: SlickStock cruise

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: and I know Pat wasn't the American ! :lol:
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slick4x4
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Re: SlickStock cruise

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Alan Mclennan wrote::laughing: :laughing: :laughing: and I know Pat wasn't the American ! :lol:
NOPE !


Once is enough for me :roll:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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