Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal.
The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married to a wealthy business man.
The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Broken Hill NSW
After a little while the Victorian woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from Broken Hill commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."
Again, the lady from Broken Hill commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"
The first woman went on, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Broken Hill lady commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"
The first woman then asked, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Broken Hill lady.
"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "What on earth could they teach you??"
The Broken Hill lady responded, "Well as an example... Instead of saying, "Who gives a Fuck?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that fantastic?”
Charm School
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Charm School
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Charm School
That's not exactly how I heard that story......
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Charm School
Lyn has a friend who married a yank morman and lived in Utah for ten years before coming back home, her favourite saying was Lordy Be !. She ended up telling us it was her polite way of saying Bullshight !... and Pat.. The Lord only knows what you've heard mate
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Charm School
The first time I had surgery...
Emergency removal of gall bladder
I'm laying in the bed in pain
Little young nurse says "you need to get up & walk some"
I told her ...no thanks, I'm fine
She said "no...we have to get you on your feet"
Well... She did... It was the most pain I had ever been in
I cut loose with some colorful words
She told me"I'm a bit religious ... And I've never heard of some Of those words"
I replied ... I'm not overly religious .... But I had never
Heard a few of those words either
Emergency removal of gall bladder
I'm laying in the bed in pain
Little young nurse says "you need to get up & walk some"
I told her ...no thanks, I'm fine
She said "no...we have to get you on your feet"
Well... She did... It was the most pain I had ever been in
I cut loose with some colorful words
She told me"I'm a bit religious ... And I've never heard of some Of those words"
I replied ... I'm not overly religious .... But I had never
Heard a few of those words either
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Charm School
I bet the Lady from Broken Hill wasn't in you version of the story Pat !slick4x4 wrote:That's not exactly how I heard that story......
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Charm School
I try to not cuss a bunch
But some times ...
When I'm telling a joke ....
Ya just can't beat a good m***** ****** for a great punchline
But some times ...
When I'm telling a joke ....
Ya just can't beat a good m***** ****** for a great punchline
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Charm School
how's ... Shine on Harvest moon sound then Bluey ?
talk about Punchlines !
talk about Punchlines !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Slick Stock 4 Altoona
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Slick Stock 8..............................
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
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Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................
Re: Charm School
Also works with machines that test your grip electrically.....slick4x4 wrote:I try to not cuss a bunch
But some times ...
When I'm telling a joke ....
Ya just can't beat a good m***** ****** for a great punchline
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1962 8V-390/C6 Unibody Short Bed Soon to be Big Window - The Lincoln that never was
2013 F150 Super Crew Eco Boost 4x4
2015 Ford Edge for the little lady, because she said so!
2007 Mustang GT, 4.6-3V/5 Speed. Only 8680 miles on the clock.
More toys, I need more toys!!!
Re: Charm School
I didn't say anything.....
That jumped out of my body
Like a loaded spring flys out of a carb when disassembling it ....
The nerves Controled the vocal chords without the brains permission
That jumped out of my body
Like a loaded spring flys out of a carb when disassembling it ....
The nerves Controled the vocal chords without the brains permission
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
.
.
[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER