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Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 4, 2009, 4:54 pm

Hey I heard your mother is so fat that people jog around her for exercise!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 4, 2009, 10:40 pm

oh yea ? your mamas so fat , she cleaned out her belly button
and they used the lint to insulate the house !

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 5, 2009, 2:52 am

And your point is!...

I heard your mother had her stomach stapled!,,,,,,,,,,,,,to the local Tacho Bell counter!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 5, 2009, 5:59 pm

your mamas so fat , if you want to see all of her stretch marks
you have to use MAPQUEST

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 6, 2009, 2:38 am

I believe the state emergency services are buying up all your mum`s old undies, to use as roof tarpaulins after storms.

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 6, 2009, 10:43 pm

well i herd that when your mamas pager went off
people behind her yelled
'' LOOK OUT ! , she's backing up ! ''

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 7, 2009, 12:55 am

I heard that your mother is so fat! that when she got out of the water at the local pool!, the water level dropped so much everyone else had to walk back to get out!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 9, 2009, 4:16 pm

huh ? you thought i would give up...
your mamas so fat....
when she had a customized underwire bra made....
their was a re-bar shortage for a week

coledaddy541 · Post by **coledaddy541** » August 9, 2009, 11:25 pm

Do your moms have smaller fat moms orbiting around them?

coledaddy541 · Post by **coledaddy541** » August 9, 2009, 11:26 pm

I had sex with one of them and had to plant a flag like I discovered a planet.

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 10, 2009, 12:07 am

come to think of it!, his mum came home from the beach with a Spanish flag stuck in her back, said she was swimming and a foreign guy rowed over and put it there, said something about claiming her for Queen Isabella of Spain!

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 10, 2009, 12:12 am

Is it true that your mother is so fat that she has her undies tailor made in New Zealand!, and after the last pair were made they used up so much elastic that they couldn't bungee jump for 6 weeks!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 10, 2009, 7:36 am

not true ! my moms never been to the beach....
B U T .....i heard your mamas so fat .....
when she got a spray on tan
they wore out three harbor freight purple paint guns....

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 11, 2009, 3:04 am

Oh Yeah!, well up your hole with a mello roll!

by the way I didn`t ask!, how`d the fancy dress party go last weekend?, I heard your mother went as a SILO !

Truckrat · Post by **Truckrat** » August 12, 2009, 8:54 am

Oh Yeah, Well.....Yo Momma's so fat, she got a tattoo of the USA on her butt that is 1 to 1 scale!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 12, 2009, 8:59 am

USA USA USA !

your mamas so fat....
she uses real fishnets , for fishnet stockings....

Post by **Kid** » August 12, 2009, 10:48 am

Man you guys are cold, LOL

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 13, 2009, 1:32 am

Thew that was close!, I thought Kid was going to shut us down

I heard your mums so fat, that when she goes on a road trip, she goes on a low loader!!!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 13, 2009, 8:21 pm

naw... KID knows that....your mamas so fat...
when she went to the orient...
the sumo wrestlers bowed to her !

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 13, 2009, 9:47 pm

I heard that they have worked out what caused the crop circles, it was you big fat mother going on a picnic and sitting in the paddocks!

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