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A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"
The German doctor comments:"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work"
A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person´s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
The US doctor answers immediately: That´s nothing colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls....we put him as President and now....the whole country is looking for
work!!!!!
"One Test Result is Worth One Thousand Expert Opinions" - Werner von Braun
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