Strange Lincoln - Obama Coincidences

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Strange Lincoln - Obama Coincidences

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1) Lincoln was elected in 1860, Obama was elected in 2008, nearly 150 years later.

2) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private sector jobs.

3) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy.

4) Each man's wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White House.

5) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind.

6) Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a Lincoln made by Ford.

7) Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators.

8] Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya - before both moved to Illinois.

9) LincOln and Obama each had a single letter "O" in their last name.

10) A Kennedy told Lincoln to take care of his health. Ted Kennedy told Obama to pass health care.

11) Lincoln and Obama were both more feminine than Hillary Clinton.

12) Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a penny.

13) Lincoln was not a Muslim. Obama was not an admitted Muslim.

14) Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book.

15) Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major depression.

16) Abraham Lincoln had no middle name. You're not allowed to say Barack Obama's middle name.
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Post by fmartin_gila »

Hey Pat,

This is very very good, I like it.

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Post by foodstick »

Hey wait a minute !
I thought Abe Lincoln was born in a cabin he helped his father build !
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