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Jose and Carlos

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> José and Carlos are beggars.
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> They beg in different areas of town.
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> Carlos begs for the same amount of time
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> as José, but collects only
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> about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.
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> José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar
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> bills every day. He drives a Mercedes,
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> lives in a mortgage-free house, and has
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> "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to José,
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> "I work just as long and hard as you do,
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> so how come you bring home a suitcase
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> José says,
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> "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
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> Carlos reads his sign:
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> "I have no work, a wife
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> "What's wrong with that?"
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> Carlos asks him.
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> "No wonder you only get
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> Carlos says,
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> José shows him:
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> The Sign Said......

"I only need $10 more to get back to Mexico"
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