escapee

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » September 19, 2011, 12:35 am

A man escapes from a prison, where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

After tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes. He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous and deranged. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey, I love you!"

His wife says , he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.. Be strong honey, I love you too!"

557f1 · Post by **557f1** » September 19, 2011, 5:06 pm

Well done Alan.

Uncle Skip · Post by **Uncle Skip** » September 20, 2011, 8:09 pm

Well, he IS a plumber......... :shock:

Post by **foodstick** » September 20, 2011, 8:24 pm

If the guy was tied to a chair, was the rapist planning on giving it to him from...down under?

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » September 21, 2011, 2:56 am

Bloody hell!, talk about picky!, it could of been a banana chair!, I don`t know how they do it!

Post by **foodstick** » September 21, 2011, 1:24 pm

A banana chair? that definitely sounds wrong ! hahahahaha

Uncle Skip · Post by **Uncle Skip** » September 21, 2011, 4:41 pm

Is a banana chair like a damn penguin car?
Now I'm hungry for ice cream.

Leeroy · Post by **Leeroy** » September 21, 2011, 6:01 pm

This will turn ugly, there can never be an improvement in the topic direction now.....