Stanley

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Julia goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and she asks him his name.

" Stanley ," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:
Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it
Second, why are you Prime minister when the Liberal Party got more votes?
Third weren’t you a communist at university
Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Julia informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Julia says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Julia points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

Actually, I have 6 questions.
Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it

Why are you Prime minister when Tony Abbott got more votes?
Third, weren’t you a communist at university
Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the f*ck happened to Stanley?"

[slick4x4]

now THATS an Australian joke that even I can understand !


It was a joke ... right ?

[unibody madness]

Unless your Stanleys Mother
He was a bit snippy

[ICEMAN6166]

:laughing:
now THATS an Australian joke that even I can understand !


It was a joke ... right ?

joke or not its freakin hilarious

[Alan Mclennan]

The bigger joke is the leader of the opposition!, Mr Tony Abbott

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evCwsJJunQ

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[Leeroy]

I dunno where the country is going, but I will say I'm getting pretty p!ssed off at how expensive everything is becoming! House bills let alone petrol. LPG was 64c the other day!!! What the??

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[Alan Mclennan]

I think we need to turf them all out and start again, with no carreer pollies!

[Leeroy]

Yeah what's up with that??? I've asked the question, population has increased 5million since I've been around, everything has been privatized (in my state at least) ALL new major roads are toll roads, so where is all the tax money going? I don't believe Olé Juuulia is spending it on schools and hospitals!!

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