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Copper Wire Discovered

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Copper Wire Discovered

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles, California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside . Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: " California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, a local newspaper in Huntsville, AL. reported the following: "After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of New Market, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Alabama had already gone wireless".
Just makes a person proud to be from Alabama!
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Re: Copper Wire Discovered

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who would have ever guessed

just the other day i dug to a depth of 10 feet and found ?

a 66 ford f100

dug some more and after a few more feet i found

the hard frozen ground

cant dig in that so i quit
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Re: Copper Wire Discovered

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Brian, you could always just wait for that 2 WEEKS of summer that you get and save the energy of diggin' But then again--you probably spend those 2 weeks workin' on your tan!
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