Little Johnny likes to gamble.

[Obsa]

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to
move to a new city.
Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on
Johnny's gambling."
...
So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will
be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to
gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The teacher says OK, she can handle it.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the
teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."
She says yes I know who you are.
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've
got a mole on your butt."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little
gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt
and there was no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad
that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.
So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said
that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt
and he lost."
The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his
gambling problem."
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he
bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see
your a$$ before the day was over

[jkimbrel65]

[foodstick]

every time I read the news it sounds like little Johny is doing more to his teacher than getting a glimpse !!!!!