A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I
can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
'About 2 hours.' The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and
asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around
at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a
half.' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob , do me a
favor follow him and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he
never comes back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing
hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house!'
A little barbershop humor!
Re: A little barbershop humor!
The Barbers waiting room was his house? 
Re: A little barbershop humor!
No Lance, the guy was a landscaper and needed to know how much time he had to trim the wife's bush!
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