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Lowell
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I Never Understand

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My trip to the grocery

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.


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:roll: :mrgreen:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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