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Alan Mclennan
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old age optimism

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Aging Optimist


"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH HANDS.

BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.

BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.

I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."

"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"

"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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RETIRED PLUMBER WAS HE ?
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I thought the" Older the buck the stiffer the horn " ?


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