I was standing at the bar in Chinatown in Sydney and this Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"
He says "No, why the fruck you ask me that….is it because I am Chinese...?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."
standing in a bar at Chinetown
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standing in a bar at Chinetown
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: standing in a bar at Chinetown
Did you whoop up on him Alan ? Long long time ?
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: standing in a bar at Chinetown
No Pat, and there wasn`t a happy ending......slick4x4 wrote:Did you whoop up on him Alan ? Long long time ?
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
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Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
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Re: standing in a bar at Chinetown
Not being there makes me feel left out and Ronery ....
warning, there is some cussing RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING !!!
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warning, there is some cussing RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING !!!
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Re: standing in a bar at Chinetown
I hate it when that happens!