Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salina Airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
The Taxi driver
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The Taxi driver
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Re: The Taxi driver
lol.. I would probably shit my pants.
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Re: The Taxi driver
Where did you read that Alan ?
I've searched all the local papers & internet sites
And I haven't seen anything.....
My brother n law is a bus driver
I'm going to ask him about this
I've searched all the local papers & internet sites
And I haven't seen anything.....
My brother n law is a bus driver
I'm going to ask him about this
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: The Taxi driver
it only said, nearly hit a bus Pat, He seems a bit jumpy, maybe why Carlson-Geisendorf Funeral home let him go !slick4x4 wrote:Where did you read that Alan ?
I've searched all the local papers & internet sites
And I haven't seen anything.....
My brother n law is a bus driver
I'm going to ask him about this
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
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66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
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Slick Stock 4 Altoona
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Re: The Taxi driver
Do it yourself , I guess....
The stuff you can find on Craigslist now.....
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The stuff you can find on Craigslist now.....
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: The Taxi driver
How can it say "but now no longer needed ", what did he get better ?slick4x4 wrote:Do it yourself , I guess....
The stuff you can find on Craigslist now.....
https://wichita.craigslist.org/for/5634433209.html
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: The Taxi driver
Alan the warranty ran out and did not get the extended warranty so the had to Upgrade
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Dakota,,, RIP will never be the same looking for 61-66 trucks again ,, Kathy
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Now Cooper will try his best
Cooper now has 2018 Slick Stock,, give him a fair star
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