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Johnny Canuck
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The SlickStock soNg

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Of course this is a bit on the saucy side so if you have a tender side, best to head off right now.
I mean it,, :hello:

to the tune of the rodeo song
which I will link but don't say I didn't warn your tender ears https://youtu.be/DAp7FvZ5Opw

The Slickstock Song By Johnny Canuck

well its August you know and I don't have my Slick
got AC in my truck it's to Slickstock we go

and its someone on the left and someone on the right
Says "hey Canuck dummy get your right stuff right"
get to the States just once with a truck y'know

Not this Slickstock
or the one before
don't get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny
with some liquor in his hand
there's a truck over there
with a stove bolt don't you know

And a nailhead on the left and some flames on the right
ain't there anybody who can get it right
Just one y block would do me fine
y'know

P*ss me off, #%cking jerk,
you get on my nerves

well its August you know and I dont have my Slick
got AC in my truck
it's to Slickstock we go

and its someone on the left and someone on the right
Says "hey Canuck dummy get your right stuff right"
get to the States just once with a truck y'know

Not this Slickstock
or the six before
don't get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny
with some liquor in his hand
there's a truck over there
with a stove bolt don't you know

And a nailhead on the left and and some flames on the right
ain't there anybody who can get it right
Just one y block would do me fine
y'know

P*ss me off, #%cking jerk,
you get on my nerves
It's a race.. Will hell freeze over or will JC finish his truck first. Stay tuned..
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

OH My God... the language, I need some Gatorade ! :burp:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Post by slick4x4 »

Good one JC

Ive made a deal with myself
Gonna keep going to SS till I see a big-back-window separated-bed Slick ....
Has to be a Mercury too !

Will it be in 2 years ?
I dunno..... I don't have 20/20 vision !

Get it ? 2020 ... it will be 2020 in 2 years

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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Har har. got to save it for when Alan is there and Lyman drives his truck ;)
It's a race.. Will hell freeze over or will JC finish his truck first. Stay tuned..
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Post by slick4x4 »

When I was a kid
Seen some old cheesy science fiction movie
Flying cars & other futuristic stuff
Was supposed to be in the year 2020 ....

In 2 years it will be 2020
And I'm driving the vehicles that were built & drove when I was a kid
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Yeah, my good buddy Ward's dad had a bunch of popular science magazines from the fifties that had us all in flying cars in the 90's. Now 90's cars are nearly antiques and still no closer to flying.
It's a race.. Will hell freeze over or will JC finish his truck first. Stay tuned..
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Post by slick4x4 »

Today's technology is getting them very close
I won't be driving one though ... or flying

https://newatlas.com/urban-aeronautics- ... tol/55589/
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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