slick4x4 wrote:Your mamas so fat, when they roll her to the pub
For her brekkie of
Avo , beetroots , biskit , chips , chook , grog , lolly
Pavlova , a Dagwood dog , prawns , rock melons
A roo sanger , some snags & spuds
And topped off with vegimite ........
They have to take the long way around,
that adds several metres
Because the short way has a 3 tonne bridge
Oh God love him, he has been studying up on our cuisine .. but there's no Grog for Brekkie .. that's saved for Smoko,
unless your butchers hook and then some hair of the dog is the go..
Now that bridge you were yabbering on about, has been up graded... As the word had got about. that the blimp from Kansas was
planning to spend her Holidies down here, and as the water wasn't deep enough to float her across the Nepean river, so they fixed the bridge..
and Pub is spelt with a capital Pee !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
The pee in pubs over here is just regular stuff
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And there was no use in fixing the bridge .....
Haven't you heard about GLOBAL WARMING ! ?
All that flatulence ...from yer mama .. speeding up the process !
Oceans will soon be rising !
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. '' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
The surveyors have been calling you
They got yer mama measured for her new dress
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. '' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Yeah Yeah I got their call, they said the dressmaker is going to use the off cuts from your Mama's dress they made
they also said Kipp manufacturing plant are going to make the clothes hanger for your Mamas dress and as specified
2" x 4130 chrome moly steel tube will be used !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
LeeRoy (kipp manufacture owner)said he got a good deal on that pipe
If he bought enough , it was 15% off....
Told me he was making yer mama a straw out of it so she could
Sip her Fizzy drink
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. '' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Did good ole Leeroy.. also mention, that he was putting an extra hole in 12 plow disc's for buttons for your mamas dress ?
apparently.. the hub caps they first tried weren't up to it !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Yer mamas so fat .....
When she shaved her legs
They saved the clippings & used them for
Stuffing the high jump mat
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. '' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
That ain't nothing ....
Yer mamas so fat
She could eat a dozen donuts by the time
You RAN around her
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. '' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Your mamas so fat
She put on a flowery dress
A fellow said "that makes you look like Hawaii"
She said " you mean , it makes me look 'Hawaiian' ?" ....
" Uh.. no"....
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. '' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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. '' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
After the the 7th day... (the day he rested)
He spent the 8th & 9th creating yer mama
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. '' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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. '' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER