One smart dog

[grump]

Jim and Pat went duck hunting accompanied by Pat's dog. Eager to find some ducks, the dog took off. After a couple minutes, he returned and barked twice. "What's he trying to tell us?" asked Jim.
"He's telling us there's two ducks in the next pond," replied Pat.
Sure enough, the two men saw there were two ducks in the next pond.
The dog took off again. After several minutes, he returned and barked four times.
"Now he's telling us there's four ducks in the next pond," said Pat.
Sure enough, the men saw four ducks in the next pond.
The dog took off once again. After about ten minutes, he returned with a three foot long stick in his mouth, shaking it vigorously.
"Now what's he trying to tell us?" asked Jim.
"He's telling us there are more ducks in the next pond than you can shake a stick at!" said Pat.

[Alan Mclennan]

[slick4x4]

We once owned a VERY smart hunting dog
Princess was a good pheasant & quail dog
One time we were hunting
And princess was about a hundred feet ahead of us
Then she started making circles
First large , then smaller every revolution
We could finally see what was happening
She was rounding those quails tighter & tighter
They finally all ran into a gopher hole
Princess barked at us , then would remove her paw
And let those quail out to fly ...
One bird at a time