work history

[grump]

I was thinking about my history of jobs the other day.
My first job was in a frozen orange juice factory, but I got canned. Turns out, I couldn't concentrate.
Then I tried working as a lumberjack, but they gave me the ax. I guess they thought I couldn't hack it.
After that, I was hired as a tailor, but the work was only sew-sew. I guess I wasn't suited.
Now I work in a coffee shop, which has a lot of great perks. If only it wasn't the same old grind.

[slick4x4]

Good thing you didn't get a job at a lens grinding factory
You'd have probably made a spectacle of yourself

[shipwrecked]

Just couldn’t see myself doing that work.

[slick4x4]

One place I would never work is at a gun manufacture
I'm forever shooting off my mouth

[Lowell]

Had a mechanics job once but I kept screwing things up.

[unibody madness]

I worked for years at the Crockett Ca. sugar refinery, on cranes that lifted the raw sugar out of the holds of ships with a coal/ grain elevator attached to a gantry crane, it was a sweet, uplifting experience, that I can't rail about!

[grump]

I did apply for a job at a fire arms factory but they said I wasn't the caliber of employee they were looking for.

[Alan Mclennan]

I worked as a Plumber Drainer for 37 years, you could say I dug it..

[slick4x4]

I've heard that working on elevators has its ups & downs

[Mr. Jones]

Someone must of worked in a scissor factory???

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[Lowell]

My Dad was a farmer, He was outstanding in his field.