Eggs and water
Eggs and water
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll be a minute before I get hard...I just got laid by a chick.
Re: Eggs and water
Two good old southern boys walked into a restaurant.
While having abite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation, trucks, etc.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich began to cough.
After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real distress.
One of the rednecks looked at her and said, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shook her head no.
Then he asked, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman began to turn blue and shook her head no.
One of the good ole redneck southern boys walked over to the woman, lifted up her dress, yanked down her drawers, and quickly gave her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman was so shocked that she had a violent spasm and the obstruction flew out of her mouth.
As she began to breathe again, the redneck walked slowly back to his table.
His buddy said, "Ya know, I'd heerd 'bout that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
While having abite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation, trucks, etc.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich began to cough.
After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real distress.
One of the rednecks looked at her and said, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shook her head no.
Then he asked, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman began to turn blue and shook her head no.
One of the good ole redneck southern boys walked over to the woman, lifted up her dress, yanked down her drawers, and quickly gave her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman was so shocked that she had a violent spasm and the obstruction flew out of her mouth.
As she began to breathe again, the redneck walked slowly back to his table.
His buddy said, "Ya know, I'd heerd 'bout that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
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Re: Eggs and water
Eh yaaaah, I am afraid of the dark, and proud of it.
61 F250 Unibody
5.9 Ford Diesel / Allison
Disk brake straight axle
5.9 Ford Diesel / Allison
Disk brake straight axle