What to get him for Christmas?

[jamesdfo]

One of the lads on another forum posted about his son's best friends girlfriend: She posted on Facebook "What do I get my boyfriend for Christmas when he already has me?". His son replied "Earplugs".

Ha !!

[slick4x4]

[jamesdfo]

Pat: Yup, Too Funny!!

I may have posted this one way back when it happened, not sure , but in the Fall of 2018 (or 19, who can remember anymore/), myself and a friend went to a huge estate auction of old vehicles, something like 400 or so.
Anyways, we were walking down this one row, and another guy was looking into the engine compartment of 193x Chev pickup.....when he stands back up and turns around, he jokingly says "It's got Nitrous Oxide ! ".......without missing a beat, my friend quickly replies "more like Iron Oxide !!"

[slick4x4]

Your buddy knows his chemical compounds

[6166 Junkyard Dog]

Pat ever see Rust Termites ???

[slick4x4]

Pat ever see Rust Termites ???

Nope … but I’ve sure seen their handiwork

[grump]

I know what you mean Pat. I'm replacing the rocker panels on my 2013 F150, dang rust termites. They suck.

[6166 Junkyard Dog]

Rust Termites

few years back a guy called about a uni so took the old wrecker, told him it looked like Rust Termites holding hands so have to leave it since I was afraid of losing them on the 30 mile trip home or what else I might lose and be