Vet

[FarmMotorSports]

The Professor started the class by telling students,
"In Veterinary medicine, it is necessary to have
two important qualities as a doctor. The first is
that you not be disgusted by anything involving
an animal's body." For example, the professor
pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger into the
butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger
in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"
he told his students.
The students freaked out, and hesitated for several
minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked
on it.......followed by assorted gagging, retching
and spitting, etc.
When everyone had finished wiping their faces,
the Professor looked at them and said, "The
second most important quality is observation. I
stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life is
tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."