Blind man walks into a bar.

Johnny Canuck · Post by **Johnny Canuck** » January 29, 2009, 11:10 am

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a joke about guys who put Chebby engines in Ford trucks??'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the guy next to him says, 'Before you tell that
joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a Ford truck owner with a Chebby engine. He has a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer has a Ford truck with a Chebby engine.

3) I'm a 6 foot five tall, 325 lb. man with a black belt in karate and own a Ford truck with a Chebby engine.

4) The man sitting next to me is a professional weightlifter and has a Ford truck with a Chebby engine.

5) The guy to your right is a professional wrestler and has a Ford truck with a Chebby engine.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....

'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » January 29, 2009, 7:15 pm

must have been a bar in Arizona

jakdad · Post by **jakdad** » January 29, 2009, 9:23 pm

FORDMANLCRACKEL · Post by **FORDMANLCRACKEL** » January 29, 2009, 10:05 pm

Lonnie

Bill W · Post by **Bill W** » January 29, 2009, 10:26 pm

Think i've been to that bar.....lol