some jokes you can tell to a kid

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » February 2, 2009, 1:26 pm

A bear goes into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender,
Can I get a ...........................................cold beer?
the bartender says, Sure, but why the big pause ? (paws)

while later a young colt walks into the bar, sits down by the bear,
he whispers to the bear, Could you ask the bartender to get me a
beer in a really loud voice ? the bear says , OK, but why dont you ask him ? the colt says , because i am a little horse. (hoarse)

after that a tired looking old horse comes in, he says to the bartender,
can i get a beer ? the bartender says, sure, but why the long face ?

( i never said these were good jokes )

CelticPFM · Post by **CelticPFM** » February 5, 2009, 9:39 pm

Knock, Knock...

Who's there?

Mr. Tat.

Mr. Tat who?

Mr. Tat, you are going down in the Orange.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Courtesy of JT

I didn't get the one above Tom, reminded me of JT's style...

PFM-64f100 · Post by **PFM-64f100** » February 5, 2009, 9:42 pm

CelticPFM wrote:Knock, Knock...

Who's there?

Mr. Tat.

Mr. Tat who?

Mr. Tat, you are going down in the Orange.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Courtesy of JT

I didn't get the one above Tom, reminded me of JT's style...

I must say that boy sure knows how to pull it out of his back side when he needs to.... :lol: