A Cuban, a Russian, a cowboy from Alberta, and a Liberal politican from Quebec are riding a train across Canada.
The Cuban lights up a cigar, takes 2 puffs, and throws it out the window.
The politician look up in amazement.. and the Cuban brags;
"We have so many good cigars in Cuba, we can afford to waste them!"
not to be outdone, the Russian reaches into his breifcase, pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes one sip, and throws it out the window.
He boasts,"We have so much good Vodka in Russia we can afoord to waste it!"
without saying a word, the cowboy jumps up and flips the politican out the window.
Train ride
- Johnny Canuck
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- Location: Edmonton, Alberta.
Train ride
It's a race.. Will hell freeze over or will JC finish his truck first. Stay tuned..
got a lot of politicians here too (USA)
not sure if we have many 'good' ones
not sure if we have many 'good' ones
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'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER