A young mans girlfriend tells him that she wants him to meet her parents.
He is to come over for supper, and after that, they would go out, and she has a big surprise planned for him.
HE is pretty sure that the surprise is getting to, "Hit a home run", so he goes to Walgreens and picks up a 12 pack of condoms.
Something special going on ? the pharmasist ask. OH Yes says the guy , my girlfriend and I have been going out for a while , and tonight we are going to ''get busy''.
That night he meets her parents, and at supper they ask him to say the blessing, he does so, and then some , after several minutes of giving thanks he eventually says AMEN.
That evening when they are together the girl says,''I did not realize you are so religous John''.....he replies back, ''and i did not realize you are the pharmisist daughter ! ''
meet the parents
meet the parents
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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