An elderly man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for about $8,000, or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it for a little bit before telling the undertaker, "I'd like to have her shipped home." The undertaker then asked, "May I ask why you would spend $8,000 to ship your wife home when it would be so wonderful to be buried here in the Holy Land and you would only spend $150?"
The man replied, "A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and then three days later He rose from the dead. I simply cannot take that chance..."
Not taking chances.
Not taking chances.
1964 F 100 - I am going to do "something" with it.......
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1987 Mustang LX Convertible, 2.3 Auto - cruiser.
1994 F 150 XLT 2WD
~ Yes - I adopted another cat..............
Cam L Milan,
You'll be missed my friend.
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1987 Mustang LX Convertible, 2.3 Auto - cruiser.
1994 F 150 XLT 2WD
~ Yes - I adopted another cat..............
Cam L Milan,
You'll be missed my friend.
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