Sportsman's Double

[Truckrat]

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 65-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit and we had a bit of a snuggle and then she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother-and-daughter threesome,' she said.

'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.' And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was my lucky night. We went back to her place and walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'You still awake, Mom?'