A man from New York was on vacation hiking through the back woods in Newfoundland
He came upon the nicest and tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door. 'Anybody home?' he asked.
'Yep, I'm here' came a kid's voice through the door.
'Is your father there?' asked the New York tourist.
'Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in,' said the kid.
'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the tourist.
'Ma? Nope, she left just before I got here,' said the kid.
'But,' protested the Yankee, ' are you never together as a family?, I'd like to meet your family'
'Sure, anytime, but not here,' said the kid through the door, 'This is the sh!thouse.'
