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A Semper Fi moment...

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Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies:
"These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,
"Excellent trade, sir." :D
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No offense, but it was funnier in 1997 with Slick Willie.
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:oops: Shoulda known that joke was a re-run. :?
My "Slickitis" affliction began here...
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66 F100 CC/65 F100 CC/66 F250 CC
If it starts to rain, they'll tax the splash.
If you want to fish, they'll tax the bass.
If you plant a yard, they'll tax the grass.
If you don't play nice, they'll fine your *$#!
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