Do What?

[Greg D]

A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and comeback in two days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband, "What's a specimen?" He replied. "Hell if I know. Go up to Edith's and ask her. She's a nurse "The woman went up the road and returned in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body. "What in the world happened?" asked Elmer. "Damned if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug. Then all hell broke loose"