Chicken joke

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A man goes the movie theater with his pet rooster and is told he cannot bring it in. So, the man walks back outside and around the corner. He then stuffs the rooster in his pants and goes back to buy a ticket. Once inside the theater and with the movie going, the rooster starts to squirm because it cannot breathe. The man then opens his fly to let the rooster poke its head out and breathe.

A woman sitting next to him turns to her friend and says, “The man next to me has his fly open and a cock hanging out.”
Her friend replies, “Yea, yea, if you seen one cock, you seen ‘em all.”
The woman responds, “I know, but this one is eating my popcorn!”