Oldie but goodie…
There was a ragged, old, retired Battleship Gunner's Mate Senior Chief who shuffled into a waterfront bar.
Stinking of whisky and cigarettes, his hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender.
"I'd like to apply for the job," he said in a slur.
The barkeep was not too sure about this doubtful looking old Squid, but it had been quite awhile since he had a piano player and business was falling off. So, the barkeep decided to give him a try.
The old Senior Chief staggered his way over to the piano while several patrons snickered. But, by the time he was into the third bar of music, every voice was silenced. What followed was a rhapsody of sound and music, unlike anyone had heard in the bar before. When he finished there was not a dry eye in the place. The bartender took the old Senior Chief a beer and asked him the name of the song he had just played.
"It's called, 'Drop Your Skivies, Baby, We're Gonna Rock Tonight'," said the old Senior Chief after he took a long pull from the beer.
The bartender and the crowd winced, but the piano player went on with a knee- slapping, hand-clapping bit of ragtime that had the place jumping. After he finished, the Senior Chief acknowledged the applause and told the crowd the song was called, "Big Boobs Make My Anchor Chain Run Out." He then excused himself as he lurched off to the head.
When the guy came out of the head, the bartender went over to him and said, "Look Senior Chief, the job is yours, but do you know your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out?"
"Know it?" the old Senior Chief replied, "Hell, I wrote it!!!"
Old Salt
i like that joke...
i wonder if the song went like this...
your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out
their jaws drop open, and the men all pout
some girls faint, but some women shout
cause your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out !
i wonder if the song went like this...
your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out
their jaws drop open, and the men all pout
some girls faint, but some women shout
cause your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out !
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Humm a few bars?
1964 F 100 - I am going to do "something" with it.......
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1987 Mustang LX Convertible, 2.3 Auto - cruiser.
1994 F 150 XLT 2WD
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Cam L Milan,
You'll be missed my friend.
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1987 Mustang LX Convertible, 2.3 Auto - cruiser.
1994 F 150 XLT 2WD
~ Yes - I adopted another cat..............
Cam L Milan,
You'll be missed my friend.
i cant even play the Kazoo....
but i have several witnesses that can testify about my singing...
but i have several witnesses that can testify about my singing...
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Ah yes I can vouch for Pat headstrongs singing!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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