The US Forest Service arrested a man for eating a Bald Eagle.
He went in front of the the Judge to plead his case.
The Judge said' "Son, Don't you know that this is the National Bird of the United States of America and an endangered species protected by Federal Law?"
"Yes, your honor, I do", replied the defandant. "But, I was lost in the forest for days and hungry." He continued, "I was finally able to kill this bird and eat something to survive, and I apologize for breaking the law."
"Well, in light of this new testimony brought before the court, I find you 'Not Guilty' of the crime", stated the Judge.
Curiously the Judge asked, "So, what does a Bald Eagle taste like?".
The defendant responded, "Well, your honor, its a mix between Spotted Owl and Whooping Crane."
Bald Eagle
Bald Eagle
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