ALMOST TWENTY AMAZING FACTS THAT YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW:
1.) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
2.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, you'd produce enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Some folks may be more efficient in their bomb-making capacity)
3.) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(I'll stick with a different method of writing my name in the snow)
4.) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
5.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy, but I'm still not over the pig.)
6.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home - maybe at work)
7.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the?! Ooh Baby...")
8.) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
9.) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )
10.) Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I'm sticking with the pig...quality over quantity!)
11.) Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
12.) A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
13.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(I wonder who was paid to figure THAT out?!)
14.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, that's a good thing)
15.) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
16.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that)
17.) Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too)
18.) Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
19.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
What about that pig??
(.)(.)
Almost Amazing Facts
Almost Amazing Facts
Snakes work best when they're a suprise.