Wittle Wabbit
Posted: July 11, 2009, 10:01 am
An adorable little girl walks into a pet shop and, in the sweetest little lisp, asks the shopkeeper,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice...
"I don't fink my pyfon really hath a preferenth."
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice...
"I don't fink my pyfon really hath a preferenth."