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Re: Ranking
Posted: December 16, 2014, 9:55 am
by therealjoeshmoe
Your mom is so fat her high school year book picture is an aerial photograph
Re: Ranking
Posted: December 16, 2014, 9:56 am
by therealjoeshmoe
Your mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side
Re: Ranking
Posted: December 16, 2014, 10:06 am
by therealjoeshmoe
Your mom is so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean
Re: Ranking
Posted: December 16, 2014, 11:09 am
by unibody madness
your mom is so fat 'Ripley' can't believe it
Re: Ranking
Posted: December 16, 2014, 4:39 pm
by therealjoeshmoe
your mom is so fat she has more rolls than the than the US MINT...
Re: Ranking
Posted: December 16, 2014, 5:18 pm
by therealjoeshmoe
your mom is so fat she gives new meaning to the term sugar britches....
Re: Ranking
Posted: April 29, 2015, 7:50 am
by slick4x4
Your mamas so fat....
She has to buy suntan lotion in one gallon jugs
Re: Ranking
Posted: April 29, 2015, 5:29 pm
by Alan Mclennan
yeah well your mamas so fat ... she has to use a spray booth at the local bodyshop as a solarium!!!
Re: Ranking
Posted: April 30, 2015, 8:27 am
by therealjoeshmoe
yeah well your mamas so fat, ever heard the term "mother earth" we all live on her..
Re: Ranking
Posted: June 17, 2015, 7:07 am
by slick4x4
Yo mamas so fat
She went to the Macy day parade....
And guys started tying ropes to her
Re: Ranking
Posted: June 17, 2015, 1:28 pm
by therealjoeshmoe
yo mama is so fat, sh cut her leg off, cooked it and sent it to Ethiopia and fed the whole country for 3 years!
Re: Ranking
Posted: June 17, 2015, 4:31 pm
by therealjoeshmoe
your mama is so fat, i took a picture of her last summer and im still waiting on the picture to finish printing!!
Re: Ranking
Posted: June 17, 2015, 4:32 pm
by therealjoeshmoe
your mama is so fat she dont need the internet shes already worldwide!!
Re: Ranking
Posted: June 17, 2015, 4:34 pm
by therealjoeshmoe
your mama is soooo fat, she wears two watches, one for each time zone shes in...
Re: Ranking
Posted: June 17, 2015, 5:33 pm
by Mr. Jones
Your mama's so fat when the doctors finally pulled you outta her birth canal, you where 16 years old.....
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 27, 2015, 10:45 am
by slick4x4
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 27, 2015, 4:08 pm
by ICEMAN6166
your mother is so fat this gigantic cargo plane could not hold her and get off the ground
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 28, 2015, 10:03 am
by therealjoeshmoe
your mama is so fat, they had to publish two year books, 1 book for her picture, and one for the rest of the students.. lol
Re: Ranking
Posted: January 10, 2016, 12:37 pm
by slick4x4
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Re: Ranking
Posted: April 5, 2016, 9:15 pm
by LM14
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.