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Since we have so many truck drivers here

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The Old Man and the Bikers

A scruffy old man was eating at a truck stop, when three bikers walked in.

The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up, spit into the old man's milk, and then took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up, turned over the old man's plate, and then took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
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Tim, That reminds me of the Smokey and the Bandit movie where Jerry Reed got his but kicked by the bikers at the truck stop and when he left he ran over all their bikes............Kid
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