A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's
opened by a little twelve year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one
hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked
under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the f%*k do you think?"
Salesman
Salesman
INEPTOCRACY: (in-ep'-toc-ra-cy) : a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

