A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS
GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET
WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL
EVERY MORNING
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN
HE DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-
GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15
FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Texans & Gunpowder
Texans & Gunpowder
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER