three guys at a bar
three guys at a bar
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and....
whoops this aint a joke ..... its SlickStock
whoops this aint a joke ..... its SlickStock
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
- Alan Mclennan
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- Location: In the shed... Cranebrook NSW
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
This reminds me of the episode of South Park where Randy was on Jeopardy
And the question was "People who annoy you" and the letters showing were N GGERS. For those of you who have never seen South Park the correct answer was of course naggers. However his answer involved not that vowel and while funny as hell was in no way politically correct!
So to tie all of the above to the joke at hand I would have to say.....
No I believe I will be quiet this time
And the question was "People who annoy you" and the letters showing were N GGERS. For those of you who have never seen South Park the correct answer was of course naggers. However his answer involved not that vowel and while funny as hell was in no way politically correct!
So to tie all of the above to the joke at hand I would have to say.....
No I believe I will be quiet this time
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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Casey 65 wrote:Truckrat & I are off the patch, we will help... a lot!
well , the glue on my patch is getting very weak, i think it has about 17 days left before it falls off.
1966 F250 4x4
1964 Rambler Ambassador 990
Rest in peace departed Slick family members
Cam Milam
Lesley Ferguson
Steve Lopes
John Sutton
1964 Rambler Ambassador 990
Rest in peace departed Slick family members
Cam Milam
Lesley Ferguson
Steve Lopes
John Sutton
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila.....
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila.....
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila..... the three guys
jump up and ask her , " arent you the gal that won the hide the salami contest over at the car show ? ... yes i am she says.............
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila..... the three guys
jump up and ask her , " arent you the gal that won the hide the salami contest over at the car show ? ... yes i am she says.............
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila..... the three guys
jump up and ask her , " arent you the gal that won the hide the salami contest over at the car show ? ... yes i am she says , but i got throwed out after i saw a shebby powered FORD.... it upset me so much , i had to blow chunks.'' I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN !'' the Canadian said , let me buy you another drink..............
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila..... the three guys
jump up and ask her , " arent you the gal that won the hide the salami contest over at the car show ? ... yes i am she says , but i got throwed out after i saw a shebby powered FORD.... it upset me so much , i had to blow chunks.'' I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN !'' the Canadian said , let me buy you another drink..............
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila..... the three guys
jump up and ask her , " arent you the gal that won the hide the salami contest over at the car show ? ... yes i am she says , but i got throwed out after i saw a shebby powered FORD.... it upset me so much , i had to blow chunks.'' I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN !'' the Canadian said , let me buy you another drink ! ''NOPE , I'm good now'' she says as she strolls
to the door , ''let me get that for you and your Dingo'' says the Australian .
OH his name aint dingo.....................................................................
i said it was Chunks...
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila..... the three guys
jump up and ask her , " arent you the gal that won the hide the salami contest over at the car show ? ... yes i am she says , but i got throwed out after i saw a shebby powered FORD.... it upset me so much , i had to blow chunks.'' I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN !'' the Canadian said , let me buy you another drink ! ''NOPE , I'm good now'' she says as she strolls
to the door , ''let me get that for you and your Dingo'' says the Australian .
OH his name aint dingo.....................................................................
i said it was Chunks...
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick... Keep this up and you will be back in rehab...
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"One Test Result is Worth One Thousand Expert Opinions" - Werner von Braun
- Johnny Canuck
- Posts: 8288
- Joined: April 9, 2006, 11:14 pm
- Location: Edmonton, Alberta.
wait till you hear about the boat ride they took....
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER