Slick 60's

THE UNDERTAKER'S
BLACK EYE
Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.
When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?

Roy replied: "Wrong room."

thats what happens , when you go off half-cocked....

Alan...how much of that gatorade did you have?

foodstick wrote:Alan...how much of that gatorade did you have?

I don`t know!, Mike just kept handing it to me!, what else was I to do, but take a swig!, or two